…Comes the Portal. And also a God Lich. No big whoop. The final episode of season one is here! Who will live and who will die? Will Gonsalvo be undone by another critical rope failure? Can Barabosa outmuscle an ancient sorcerer? Our cleric is low on spells, our monk is pondering the nature of transcendence, the elf is […]
The party thaws an ancient techno dwarf and cuts their way through a horde of dwarven zombies. And you thought dwarves smelled bad on the outside! The end game is in sight in this penultimate episode of season one. The band of murderous hobos also known as an adventuring party comes closer to fulfilling the quest Fay’zuz […]
Ever have a gaming session for your podcast, realize the microphone was off, and then record the whole thing again the next month? Oh. Us neither. The party thaws out an ancient dwarf played by Jason Rennie of the Hugo Nominated Sci Phi Journal. Who knew Thorson’s dwarven ancestors all had Australian accents? This may […]
The Bard finally does something helpful and heroic…and then promptly blows it. What dungeon crawl is complete without spiders of unusual size? The party explores subterranean fungal gardens, battle through webs and monsters and–gulp–is the end of Season 1 finally in sight? Oh, and if you want to be the first to read some of […]
The party misses its best chance to lose the Bard with the mouth, who survives by the narrowest of chances when facing an ancient Dwarven Construct. From there, they search the maze-like confines of the lost city, trying to find that plot point, er… portal. Oh, and if you want to be the […]
A Pair of Ghosts offer the party some BASIC INSTRUCTIONS about the afterlife! The party raided an ancient tavern and fell into deep trouble with ghostly monks, the former brew-masters, who aren’t keen on the new faces haunting their old watering hole. A total party kill seems imminent, which is what happens when you run up […]
As the party explores the ancient Dwarven ruins, they discover Golem Construct whose stood guard for centuries. He’s as bored as you can imagine. Voiced by Indie Editor Legend David Gatewood, listen as the party tries to navigate around a dry, deadpan, mountain of a sentry. Listen to high adventure at its most hilarious […]
The first wave of ogres was no sweat. The second wave? Not so much. But hey, a race of Goat People are arrived to save the day… aaaand, we’re captives. Captured by a race of goat-people, Barabosa the Barbarian must defeat the goat-champion in order for the party to continue its quest to die horribly […]
An ancient Lizard Man sent the party on a road trip to find the God Bridge! This adventure features an excruciating climb, epic rope fails, a Bard foaming with early onset lycanthropy, and a chance for our Barbarian to test his muscle against some monsters of unusual size — what could possibly go wrong?
Our adventurers awake from the darkness, bound in captivity before murderous dark elves. Things only get worse from there as a lost race of death worshipers seek to destroy… well, pretty much the world, which is where we keep all our stuff!