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The Not Real North Korean Crisis Explained

Since there seems to be a mass panic about North Korea and Donald Trump spreading over social media, I’m gonna take a moment to state what I seriously think is happening. I could be wrong, but if I am, no one will care since *ahem* we will all have bigger fish to fry then going […]

PUT DOWN THE REMOTE: TIME LOOTER 2 JUST EXPLODED

HEY. LISTEN UP. I know all you proles out there are enjoying the latest in sporting and sports and cheering for the Boston Stranglers versus the New York Atlanta Eagles, but that’s gotta stop. Put down the remote. Ignore that. If you’re reading this after the sporting game, I hope that Jan Brady didn’t win. […]