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The Not Real North Korean Crisis Explained

Since there seems to be a mass panic about North Korea and Donald Trump spreading over social media, I’m gonna take a moment to state what I seriously think is happening. I could be wrong, but if I am, no one will care since *ahem* we will all have bigger fish to fry then going […]

Vote Forbes West 2016 Now

    Look, I’m no real politician. Most days I’m just a regular joe like you, sitting at home and staring at a broken television in a heroin stupor and wondering why I’m still wearing a swimsuit when the last time I went swimming was, like,  a week ago. But I need your help. I […]